Track Listing 1. Drunken Rambling (Punk Style) 2. Go Away 3. AHHH! 4. Blowjob (Batman Theme) 5. Happy Hate 6. Roxanne (Cover) 7. Bob Song 8. School 9. Senile Grandpa 10. Shit-ass Car 11. This Class Sucks 12. My Girlfriend 13. Slip 14. Mom 15. Not A Whore Anymore 16. Road Trip 17. Hide 18. She's Ugly 19. Who Doesn't like Porn? 20. Dad 21. S.C.A.P (Slow Children at Play) 22. I Will Never Die 23. Killing Time 24. The Drinking Song 25. Emergency 26. Bored 27. He's So Annoying 28. Lazy Time 29. Freaking Out 30. Flying High 31. You Are Annoying, Dumb, Stupid And Ugly Lyrics 1. Drunken Ramblings (Punk Style) Music by Jared Chambers I'm so scared I had to much to drink I've reached the brink And my breath is begining to stink There is a man chasing me His little man is scaring me I jumped the fence and fell on my ass They just ran through the fence All they had to do is pee Now they aren't happy The man would have never bet Now everything has been set All of the porn Our parents would scorn Wishing we weren't born We all suck ass We've always been bad And we are so glad I might even tell my dad Of all the fun we have had You should try to drink and drive You wouldn't stay alive Unless you were high And then you might not die 2. Go Away Music by Jared Chambers There is a class That I sit next to an anss She talks all the time Tells me she is doing just fine I just pretend to listen As my eyes begin to glisten I dream about fishin' Or I think about pissin' I don't really care Because she is annoying She looks like Daria How is Jane doing? 3. AHHH! Music by Jared Chambers All I think is about is skiing and you There is nothing that I can do There won't be any snow Right when I really want to go Longing to go down the hill Just so I can make a great spill Oh I just might kill If I'm not fulfilled I can't wait for the day When I can sit on the lift It would be such a gift To go skiing right now If I don't get better hygiene I'll get some sort of disease Or I just my get fleas Because I sleep with my skis 4. Blowjob (Batman Theme) Music by whoever wrote the Batman Theme Blowjob! Blowjob! 5. Happy Hate Music by Jared Chambers I hate I hate you I hate you to say I hate you to say And you did not obey You get on my nerves I hope you die Get away from me And go burn in hell Please shutup Please shutup when I'm talking to you Please shutup Please shutup when I'm talking to you Die! Die! I hate you! You are evil! I am evil! DIE! 6. Roxanne Music by The Police Roxanne You don't have to put on the red light Those days are over You don't have to sell your body to the night Roxanne You don't have to wear that dress tonight Walk the streets for money You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right Roxanne You don't have to put on the red light Roxanne You don't have to put on the red light Roxanne (Put on the red light) Roxanne (Put on the red light) Roxanne (Put on the red light) Roxanne (Put on the red light) Roxanne (Put on the red light) Roxanne I loved you since I knew you I wouldn't talk down to you I have you to tell just how I feel I won't share you with another boy I know my mind is made up So put away your make up Told you once I won't tell you again It's a bad way Roxanne You don't have to put on the red light Roxanne You don't have to put on the red light Roxanne (Put on the red light) Roxanne (Put on the red light) Roxanne (Put on the red light) 7. Bob Song Music by Jared Chambers My name is Bob I don't have a girlfriend And I know why I smell like shit Because I live in a box I don't have a shower Also I don't have soap And that's why I smell My name is Bob I smoke lots of pot Actually I really don't Because I'm poor But I like girls Lots and lots of girls They runaway from me Because I scare them My name is Bob I look like a dog I sleep in your yard And eat your dog's food My song is dumb But it's rather fun Now I think I'm done Ya I'm really done 8. School Music by Jared Chambers Everyday I wake up at eight Not wanting to go to school I already know my fate I'm going to be really cool Ignore all the people And all thier problems They know I'm different Because I don't belong at school I go to class everyday It's just my way I don't really care Life will never be fair My dad is always on my case My mom is always in my face I just don't like school And I will always be cool 9. Senile Grandpa Music by Jared Chambers My Grandpa thinks he's sane He thinks that his dog talks They go on long walks He has totally lost it My Grandpa runs a little store He doesn't ever clean the floor The little people would eat him Because they want what's inside him He's so old He grows mold I'm scared of him But he doesn't care about me He thinks the maid is his bitch He has her scratch his itch No one pays attention to him Because he is senile grandpa 10. Shit-ass Car Music by Jared Chambers Runs about once a week It really smells like ass I want a new car That will drive far I push it down the hill Just to get it started And when that doesn't work I have to jump it I really hate my shit-ass car It doesn't really go that far Not even to the bar I just want a new car I should just ride the bus And not even put up a fuss Because my car just makes me cuss I think I'll just ride the bus 11. This Class Sucks Music by Jared Chambers All day I dread this class Because all I really do is sit on my ass The teacher decides to take his role I think he just smoked a bowl How funny would that be But oh ya this class sucks It's pretty much full of fucks All I want to do is go home He lectures us on a bunch of crap All he does all period is moves his flap When will he finally stop Never because this class sucks 14. Mom Music by Jared Chambers You suck mom I can't stand you You suck mom Can I have 5 bucks 15. Not a Whore Anymore Music by Jared Chambers Your mom is such a whore But I don't fuck her anymore And she lives right next store It's because she isn't a whore anymore 19. Who Doesn't Like Porn? Music by Jared Chambers 20. Dad Music by Jared Chambers You suck Dad I can't stand you You suck Dad Can I have the car
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