December 20, 2000
-WAYS TO KEEP FROM LOSING YOUR TV REMOTE CONTROL-
5. Put it in the refrigerator next to the beer.
4. Strap it to your cat or dog and just call them to you when you need the remote.
3. Put a beeper on it and call it when you lose it.
2. Put a chord on it that is hooked to your television and pull on it until you get the remote back.
1. Superglue it to your hand.