4. Strap it to your cat or dog and just call them to you when you need the remote.
3. Put a beeper on it and call it when you lose it.
2. Put a chord on it that is hooked to your television and pull on it until you get the remote back.
1. Superglue it to your hand.
There will be no new Top 5 lists from December 21 to December 27. So if you have a problem with that something is wrong with you because they really kind of suck anyways.
