December 19, 2000
-THINGS TO DO ON CHRISTMAS-
5. Get drunk after waking up.
4. Get drunk while opening gifts.
3. Get drunk while waiting for dinner.
2. Get drunk while sing Christmas carols.
December 18, 2000
-JOBS THAT ARE BIG BOY'S JOBS-
5. Helper Clerk.
4. Rock Star.
3. Vacuum Repairman.
2. Truck Driver.
1. Porn Star.
December 17, 2000
-THINGS YOU CAN DO WHILE YOU ARE SICK-
5. Sleep all day long.
4. Cough and then cry like it really hurts.
3. Have a bell and ring it until someone comes to you.
2. Don't help out with anything important.
1. Sleep all day long.
December 16, 2000
-THINGS THAT COULD BE HIDDEN IN YOUR COUCH-
5. A rat.
4. A cat.
3. A bat.
2. A lady who is fat.
1. A Fender Strat.
December 15, 2000
-THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO WHILE YOU ARE DRUNK-
5. Getting naked in front of your friends (unless you are a hot girl)
4. All the sudden stand up because you are bound to fall on something sharp and then die a slow and painful death.
2. Drown in a pile of vomit after passing out.
1. Doing nothing.
December 14, 2000
-STUPID THINGS TO DO-
5. Run around naked in a bunch of rose bushes.
4. Masterbate with a porcupine.
3. Say that you are professional lion tamer and get in the cage with a pissed off lion.
2. Telling you parents that you are not drunk and then try and walk around them up into your room
1. Jumping off a 50 foot cliff hoping that whoever is down below is going to catch you.
December 13, 2000
-THINGS JARED WILL DO WHILE ON VACATION IN CANADA-
5. Video tape everything that he does and show it to all his friends when he gets back.
4. Jump off balcony in boxers and ski down to lift.
3. Walk around naked asking hot women to hold my ski pole.
2. Sit in hot tub and use pickup lines like - "The only thing hotter then this hot tub is you fine ladies" and "You're Fucktastic"
1. Get drunk and do 2-5