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This is some of the stuff our fans have sent us:

I think you guys rule! Especially that hunk you have as lead vocals. Why
isn't he listed in the who's who part of this site? Oh, and Trevor is a sex machine.

Sincerely,
A big fan





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Oh my God! I hope you guys read this. This is better than having my boobs signed with an x-acto knife! Wow, I mean wow. I don't know what to say. First of all, when are you going to have official t-shirts and crap so I can buy then and put your bumperstickers all over my car?

Second, I hope that when you guys are in town next, I'll get to be in the front row of your concert. If I got any closer, I'd go crazy and run around nakid with nothing but body paint saying "LOST CAUSE, BABAAAY!"

Third of all, you should sell tickets to that lovely hunk of meat on your picture web site wearing the "I Love Steven." I mean, he is HOT! If possible, have him sit next to me. :) Don't get me wrong, I'll always save myself for Steven, but you see, the guy and I have things in common now.


One of your biggest fans,

Cara




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WOW !!!!!! You guys are So Hot . I'll miss seeing you guys at school.But
You are way to Hot for me to leave for CWU. So I'm staying here just so I
can see you all the time. Thats right you have your vary own personal
stalker.

So I'll see you guys later. HE,HE,HE,HE,

Your Unseen Fan,
K
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Hey guys!!!

Whats up? I just want too let you know, that you got some big balls to keep up with what you got!!! It sounds like you kick
some major ass and wouldnt mind gettin a copy of a cd or a tape..Well catch ya later.. keep the good work up...ritchous
respect man....im proud of you~*~*


LOVE YA ALL!!

Mallory
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Hey Guys,

I don't know what to say to you all-- I don't see you enough as it is. You guys are BITCHASS. Bryan, I have to say, I love
you. Trevor I love you too... ;-) and Jared, well, You're my favorite!

HA! Have I confused you yet?! Keep kicking ass and don't work on the website too much, there's not a whole lot more you can
do if you don't practice some! He he! Good times

Good Job guys

Diana
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Hello all you members of Lost Cause,

I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed your site and the music you create. Your music is like a careful orchestrated dance, full of passion and vigor...not to mention your
really incredible drummer, he is so amazing and unbelievably attractive! Please keep up the good work!

Marissa
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Assholes.

Give me free stuff.

Your Biggest Fan.

The Flying Monk
Matt

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Did I mention that you guys are flaming homosexuals?

I better see both of my messages on the site or I will chase you with a rusty chainsaw and feed your babies to Andrew.

Your Biggest Fan.

The Flying Monk
Matt

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I am looking forward to hearing what you guys sound like with a professional sound system. I would like to buy a CD of you guys. Maybe you'll be a big hit in kansas.

todd

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Cock fiends.

Your big fan

The Flying Monk
Matt

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Dear Band,

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I need to reserve a fucking spot? Who the hell do you think i am? YOU ASS FIENDS!
God damn you.

Like theres gonna be a problem with space. My ass. How many fans do you think you have?

I'm not even sure if I am a fan.
Unless there's free food.

Your biggest fan

The Flying Monk
Matt


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Dear Band

Jared is the only cool person in the band.

(Jared's) Biggest Fan

The Flying Monk
Matt

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Dear gents,

You guys need to slow it down

The booze, the fast women, the drugs, the fast life...

its twisting you, you're not the same people anymore
when steve was in the band it was all about the music

You've sold out

I'm ashamed to have known you

Love Travis
(I wrote this during 2nd period on matt's account)

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